“We expect that George Kickwell’s presumed ability to kick well will largely help our efforts to score the points in our games.” Said Kanyon Brians, coach of the local sports game team The Sportsmen. George Kickwell has a 90% track theory record of kicking well into the point zone of the field where they play the sports. It’s believed that his abilities will turn around the previous lose history of The Sportsmen. “Look out, rivals, because we’re going to go far with our new player’s ability to kick balls well.” When asked for his opinion on how the season would go, George Kickwell had the following to say: “I like ball kick. Ball kick good. Sports game has ball kick. Sports game good. Happy.” Here’s hoping those boys can make us proud in the coming months!