Woke AF posters in Ford remind students it’s racist to care for the environment

Have you ever felt good for composting, recycling, reducing your carbon emissions, and generally being a green citizen? Have you ever wondered why it is that you have to feel good for helping an important cause? Worry no more, as a new series of posters in Ford brings a new voice to the people who complain about caring for the environment, so now you can have a liberally based idea as to why to give up trying.
“I’m so glad that this has been brought to my attention,” said Josiah Feeks, ’20. “I’ve always wanted a gas guzzling pickup truck, but I’ve told myself no because I understand that it’s bad for the environment. However, I have a whole new reason to buy one now that I know that not doing so is racist!” At report time, Josiah had 3 trucks idling outside his window.

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